..but you guys are the ones who get the present. For one day only, February 8th, you can get an original Dillon adventure for free. That's right, I said free and I meant free. The background behind DILLON AND THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS can be found here and it'll explain why you're getting a Christmas story in February.
Or you could just skip all that yakkity yak and bounce on over to Smashwords and download the story for your Kindle, your Nook, your computer, your whatever.
I did mention it was free, right?